Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I punched Overall, I've been nice (277 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I stole Overall, I've been naughty (-1716 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June Overall, I've been nice (585 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, |