Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I punched  avon7 in the arm (-10 points). Last month I helped auntiemeesh see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I stole lin4gondor's purse (-30 points). In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I pushed sugarannie in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been nice (277 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I stole wind_luver's purse (-30 points). In September elea24 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I pulled over and changed elwenlj's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1716 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June harrowcatliz and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January arahiril and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I set rhapsodyin2's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I bought porn for vamp_ress (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (585 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, |
