lindahoyland (lindahoyland) wrote,
lindahoyland
lindahoyland

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I broke alassante2's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed edoraslass's flat tire (15 points). In February wiseheart and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I helped shirebound hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-296 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
lindahoyland

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