Written for the There and Back advent Challenge.
With thanks to Raksha
A Disappearing Act
“Where’s Frodo Baggins gone and disappeared to?” exclaimed the Gaffer.
“It’s the Took blood in him. They are all peculiar. Bilbo was even worse!” Lobelia said haughtily, though she looked as puzzled as anyone else. "Now, my side of the family is far more respectable. We do not mix with such disreputable characters as Dwarfs and Wizards nor go adventuring!” she snorted in a most unladylike fashion.
“But where is Mr. Frodo?” the Gaffer persisted. “He’s a real nice gentleman, he is!”
“I blame that wizard!” said Lobelia. ”Now, I wonder if that fool Frodo left any spoons lying around?”