We are having fun in the LOTRGFIC Group with a challenge to write a sentence or two as badly as possible.
Here is my attempt for anyone not in the group to either shudder or laugh at. All errors are intentional.
legolas collapsed into Aragon's arms in a heap his long golden tresses
framing his pallid ivory features.The ranger fixed silver eyes upon his
stricken friend."Are u OK?"he asked.
"i'm fine",said the brave elf,pulling an arrow from his breast with a mighty tug.